It’s no secret that Press Secretary Sean Spicer has been on his last legs, it’s just been a matter of finding the right replacement.
According to sources familiar with the ongoing search for Spicer’s successor, one of the leading candidates at this time is an elderly Iraqi muslim man who doesn’t speak any English, and only knows Arabic.
The candidate, who at this point has only been referred to by White House staff as “Mohammed”, is a refugee who came to the US from war torn Iraq over a decade ago.
Sources say Trump’s seriously considering Mohammed for replacing Sean Spicer because A: Picking him will be a big middle finger to the litany of fake news publications that make up conspiracies about the White House, and ask tough questions. AND B: It should appease the lovey and inclusive leftists that want to see more muslims in positions of power.
So there you have it! Instead of Spicer, we might just get to see Mohammed up on the stump yelingl at reporters in Arabic for an hour. Awesome.
But who really cares anyway? The left-wing media will just write the same poopy stuff!