ISIS has been massacring people left and right. With this in mind, Donald Trump can’t be having lengthy and in-depth conversations with his military commanders
Trump, who arrived this morning at Arlington Cemetery to honor U.S. soldiers that died in combat, stepped out of his motorcade saying he felt incredibly thirsty, and decided to use the moment to pull off a little patriotic PR stunt.
An official statement by Trump out of the White House reads, “News is very sacred. Very sacred. If you have big publications like The New York Times and the Washington Post publishing fake news everyday and corrupting our youth and voters, they deserve big penalties. Huge penalties!”
Speaking with one NBA manager on why their team has an interest in Comey, he said, “The guy’s a big body that comes with an extra intimidation factor. Not based on the plays he can make on the court, but the intimidation that comes from knowing he can snap his fingers and have government goons lighting you up in a second.”
The president’s son-in-law should be allowed to plan great parties, tremendous parties, for his father-in-law and president, even if he needs a secret channel to do so. Come on, it must be incredibly hard throwing a surprise party for someone in control of the CIA, FBI, and NSA.
Trump is fond of Mohammed because: 1. Picking him would be a big middle finger to the litany of mainstream fake news publications that like to make up conspiracies about the White House, and ask stupid/tough questions…